Are you dead yet?

It’s been what? More than a year since the world went down the pooper? More than that? Yep, sounds about right.

Come to think of it, I remember thinking – I guess last year – that I would get to write about things that I saw were happening around but it was only the things that I would never enjoy writing about. But what the heck right?

The planet is hell-bent on getting rid of us, us, in particular. Humanity. I wonder if there’s a platypusity or a antity maybe even some cool looking giraffeity around but there isn’t. We’re the only species to get its own “ity”. Maybe the planet was like “OK, these thankless assholes gotta go”. Think of a person trying to breakup and get out of a poisonous relationship, what would he/she/shitload long list of adjectives do? Annoy the crap out of the other so they get fed up n break it up? Or silently leave? Without a fuss yes?

Guess that’s what the planet has been doing, silently trying to get rid of us and we’ve gotten our shit rattled up cuz we’re just either noticing it around us or going through the purge ourselves. Pretty sure each one of you readers have lost someone in the last year. One, two, the counts’ only gonna increase over time. I would have been a cynic in 2019 but look at how agreeable that sentence just got in just one fuckin year?

Thinking of animals, be it a reserve or a zoo or a cage or whatever sad excuse you got your dog for a kennel. Cuz u got yourself a whole house, n that dog’s gotta poop outside only. Sit! Roll! Yay cute dog lemme post a picture n try to be likeable on instabook or facegram for fake internet points! LoL what random segue! Coming back! Phew! Think of animals in all them places. Two things come to mind, firstly no matter how big or small the animal reserve they’re confined in it and that area only keeps shrinking over time. Second of all they’re different kinds of species that coexist in that space weather they like it or not. I’m not even talking about Gaza you pathetic little runt. But hey look how similar. * I hear Laughter in my head*. Pathetic!

Someone somewhere saw that shit and said huh! What if this happened to everyone of you so called dominant intelligent species? Lo behold! it’s been a year you’re stuck with people. People you at times would die for or at times throw under a bus and walk away. OR you’re stuck far from someone you absolutely love. Yeah, remember that camel you rode at the town fair? Right, not a desert, *chuckle* In the end “you” are the one on that roller coaster enjoying this beautiful ride towards the day you breathe your last.

Here’s to wishing you time, yeah! the only currency that matters. I also know that if more time was bestowed upon us we would live longer to look at our screens as the world burns or is being bombed disproportionately.

Raise your fists in anger, send out that tweet, argue online with random strangers cuz your opinion matters to those who don’t even know you! Make the World a better place by sending protest posts and light candles. Hey you can’t stop the world burn but might atleast make some internet points or “likes” or “hearts” and boost your dying ego.

Another ity meets humanity when the world is pissing on it, Pity, get it? Eh? You probably won’t.

The Watermann